audio safari: I hope you learn your lesson

Get Better Fool and Do it for your damn kids!

TMZ owes Wayne an apology for announcing that the family pastor came to Wayne’s hospital bedside for final respects but Wayne also owes the Till Family an even bigger one for disrespecting their kin and entire legacy and comparing a floating in the river beat unrecognizable lynched fourteen year old boy to beating up red bone pussy. Wayne. Now that your ass has tongue kissed the grim reaper that should teach your recklessly over tatted Gremlin ass not to make light by crossing unnecessary boundaries to entertain suburban white kids who are thirsty for the audio safari. Plus your kids need you and their baby mamas need their child support checks.

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honest thoughts: cock blocking the hustle

shawty-lo-tnt

But not for the reason’s that you think. Remember. I defend money.

Shawty Lo need to pay his bills and take care of his pickanannies just like everybody else in America so I would never sign a dumber than dumb impotent petition to save the image of the black race. You a little late if that’s your goal. There’s no arguing that this situation is a hotfuckingcarpileup of fuckery but reality shows are in the business of ratings and cashing those advertising dollar checks. It’s called show business for a reason. No business no show.

I think folks get their panties in a bunch because somehow Shawty Lo’s individually poor choices & his count em “10” baby mamas somehow stir up a lot of shame black folk wanna pretend don’t exist. So I get it. You don’t white folks knowing your dirty laundry as if they don’t already know the stats of black unwedded mothers. They don’t get stomach cramps over Honey Boo Boo so why  are we so shame about well…reality?

Yeah. That’s it. Black people be so shame. Yet Love & Hip Hop, Atlanta Housewives, and Basketball wives are your pride and joy, the bread and butter of these ratchet networks and the cha-ching of Mona Scott Love’s bank account. Y’all trippin. Right now Joe Budden & Stevie “hung like a horse” J are getting more face time on TV than Don Cheadle. Where’s the fucking petition for that? Thank God for Keri “Bobble Head” Washington for fucking the president in tight closets on Scandal to balance things out. (She play the hell out of that role don’t she?)

Listen yall. Shawty Lo is not me and he isn’t fucking you. So why then the hell do you care a rat’s hot  asshole how this man makes his paper to take care of his? You sure as hell ain’t gonna do it. Those growing babies gotta eat and food don’t jump in the fridge! When Nadia Octomom Sulemon went and fucked with her uterus she was left with the consequences of her choices and resorted to face down ass up porn. Yes. Porn feeds her babies! Didn’t nobody come to her rescue because guess what? They weren’t supposed to. If ninjas was so concerned then whycome when Bill Cosby spoke out on the hot ghetto messes of typical nigga shit yall roasted him like a broiled bunny? That’s some real bi-polar shit right there. That’s what shame do. It make you insane.

Shawty Lo is an unfortunate situation for a gazillion reasons but him getting that reality TV monay might be this ninja’s smartest move yet. Now move the fuck on, represent yourself and close ya legs to married men and loafer bumbs who impregnate and dip on you. BTW Shawty’s daughter is a cute as fuck chocolate doll.